Sausages don't grow on a tree or somewhere underground. Sausages are made from pigs. That's just how it is. This book is about champion sausages. It is also about a forgotten grandfather, a mean butcher, the sweet pig Knor and the Sausage Competition of the Century. If you don't like sausage, you better not read it. And if you like sausage, you probably don't... Or do you? 'Give me that meat! Here, I tell you!' 'That's not meat! That's Knor!' shouted Bette Babs.